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HEALTH ALERT – Gonorrhea Lectim

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Get your head out of your ass and Vote for a honesty, integrity and civility.

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and it is a terrible disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it when they re-elected the Stephen Harper government and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. It’s pronounced “Vote-em-out“. You take the first dose in 2011 or whenever and don’t engage in such behaviour again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.

Thanks Mom! 🙂

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Written by mattliving

May 1, 2011 at 9:00 am

Posted in Comedy, Democracy

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