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HEALTH ALERT – Gonorrhea Lectim

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Get your head out of your ass and Vote for a honesty, integrity and civility.

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,” and it is a terrible disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behaviour involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it when they re-elected the Stephen Harper government and are now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. It’s pronounced “Vote-em-out“. You take the first dose in 2011 or whenever and don’t engage in such behaviour again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it in Canada.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about.

Thanks Mom! 🙂

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May 1, 2011 at 9:00 am

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We Know Food Prices Are Going Up But Seriously KFC!

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February 26, 2011 at 7:05 pm

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The World of Religion

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August 15, 2010 at 1:02 pm

War From Another Perspective

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August 15, 2010 at 12:10 pm

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War.

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June 5, 2010 at 9:46 am

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I Believe! I Think?

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UntrustedNASA

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October 22, 2009 at 2:27 pm

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Way To Spoil It NASA!

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NASANoLife

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October 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm

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